A friend of mine (Aaron J Angel) posted on Facebook a George Takei link for a certain book on Amazon: "How to Avoid Large Ships" by one John W. Trimmer. This seems to be one of the items on Amazon that have attracted facetious reviews. Some of these are inspired: http://www.amazon.com/Avoid-Huge-Ships-John-Trimmer/dp/0870334336/ There are two other items I'm aware of on Amazon that have received inspired mock reviews: Tuscan brand whole milk,http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/and uranium ore samples,http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/.